ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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