I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
