is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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