on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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