in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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