I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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