so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you told grandpa to call you daddy
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
