Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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