just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
