How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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