my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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