Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Holy sore nipples Batman
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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