I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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