so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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