the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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