Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
