i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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