Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
His hands were made for my vagina.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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