The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There r osticjed everywhere
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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