When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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