And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
