I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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