She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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