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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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