covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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