suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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