He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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