He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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