Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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