Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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