Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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