i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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