I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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