We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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