i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
