UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
