Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
