so that wasnt chicken after all
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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