oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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