so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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