Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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