So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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