turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
the raccoons are back...
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