Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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