im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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