beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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