Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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