I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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