Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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