just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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