you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
